totallynotsteve

702, GWOT Vet, NO QUARTER
I'm not Scott, either.

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@halsonissen I hear ya. I tried those before and they were great for light trail hiking, but they killed my feet doing things like grocery shopping.

These are clip-ins for pedals. They keep your feet attached and positioned for maximum movement.

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@halsonissen I've struggled for years to find a "good" pair of walking-around shoes.

The only ones that work, and work well, are my clip-ins for MTB. Obviously, they're very specific, but don't leave me feeling worn out or anything outside of what hitting a trail does to you.

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@DonShift3

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@usawtfm Half-way expected SGM to jump out of the bush and something-something about the grass

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For future hikers of this trail: Make sure you have proper ankle support. Altama Maritime lows worked for me the last few times, but I wouldn't recommend 'em on this one. They're great in UT, though.

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8 miles and 2000' gain and descended.

I did Frenchman Mountain trail, at least, 4 times a year. Sadly, this was the last time. One of my favorite trails in town. Kinda gonna miss Dutch, too.

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@KosherVeruca I am both of these loaves on Fridays.

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8 miles and 2000' gain and descended.

I did Frenchman Mountain trail, at least, 4 times a year. Sadly, this was the last time. One of my favorite trails in town. Kinda gonna miss Dutch, too.

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@rustbeltkid1 All of this is going to look great. I love see stuff like this saved.

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@NotWill42 If the safety brief on Fridays weren't enough, we got introduced to this

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@desertrider65 Or a back massage. I was under my car working on brakes.

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Noticeable, but nothing like the 7.1 in Ridgecrest 6 or 7 years ago. That one was, like, rolling.

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JUST IN: Magnitude 4.1 earthquake strikes near Las Vegas, Nevada - USGS

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@DonShift3 No kidding. That was something else.

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@spookyposter Looking forward to the lineup for summer.

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@ChestyPullerGst 🫡

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I should be live streaming this. Any% speedrun banned from every platform. This isn't even a brake job. It's fixing my shit after getting new tires put on and them fucking everything else up. Cunts.

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Screaming worked, I guess. I spiced things up with more colorful language to include: gamer words, grocery store words, and gas station words.

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I FUCKING LOVE CARS (and many other colorful traffic words)

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I FUCKING LOVE CARS (and many other colorful traffic words)

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Back of my arms got sunburnt during my trip. Burns are peeling, skin is flaky (with or without lotion.)

Told "Your tattoo is intriguing, and I'd ask about it, but you clearly don't take good care of yourself."

Well, my neapolitan-ass arms are a dead giveaway, dumbass.

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@bryanlafonte Eats Snickers upside down