Lance

Aggressively Average // Tortured Colorado Sports Fan // Mostly Retweet // '07 Destination Imagination Global Champion // Kicked out of CSU x2

[Lance @Not__Lance]

Alright, last year I ran 500 miles

So why not do 1,000 this year?

Here we go...

[Lance @Not__Lance]

This was the wrong choice...

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

spurs up by six with the ball and less the five seconds to go lol this was the most FUCK YOU GUYS dunk i’ve seen in a game in a looooong time 😂😂😂😂😂

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

fuck these guys

spurs in 7

[Erik Johnson @6ErikJohnson]

I saw this and have to comment. Stan & Josh Kroenke are the best owners in sports. They hire good people and get out of the way. Same cannot be said for a vast majority of owners. They are the furthest thing from the problem for the Avs, Nuggets or any of their teams.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

COMMENTARY: Gov. Jared Polis (D) removed a standard line from Tina Peters' clemency letter which reads: "I believe you will be successful upon your release."

If Peters is successful in helping President Trump overthrow American elections, that will be Polis' legacy.

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Minnesota now has 130 combined seasons without even a championship game appearance!

They have gone to the playoffs 57 times in those seasons without making it to a finals/championship.

Twins 10
Vikings 17
Wolves 14
Wild 15
North Stars 1

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The Wild are the first team in NHL history to have a 3+ goal lead at the first intermission of a playoff game but then have fewer than 10 shots on goal the rest of the way and end up losing.

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Josh Manson with puppies for no particular reason☺️

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

SGA is flopping on EVERY PLAY 😭

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

Think some people owe Jokic an apology…

[The Domonique Foxworth Show @FoxworthShow]

"If Shai Gilgeous-Alexander somehow gets 2-3 rings, we're going to talk about him like we talked about Joe Montana....There has never been a single, solitary moment that I have watched him and thought I was watching one of the greatest players of all-time." – @bomani_jones 👀👀

[NHL @NHL]

To recap:

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We all caught up? 😳 #StanleyCup

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In tonight's Game 1, the @Avalanche had a 3-0 lead, trailed 5-4 and won 9-6. It is the first time in NHL playoff history a team led by three goals, then fell behind and won the game by three or more goals.

[CantGuardBook @CGBBURNER]

INSANE: An 8 minute compilation of flops, falls, and 50/50 calls, (that all coincidentally went OKC’s way) in round 1 of the NBA playoffs vs the Suns…

Enjoy 😂😂

(Via, @Hero_OfThe_Day)

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

I am an adult whose wellbeing does not hinge on the success of a sports team. I am an adult whose wellbeing does not hinge on the success of a sports team. I am an adult whose wellbeing does not hinge on the success of a sports team. I am an adult whose wellbeing does not hinge—

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

Incredible Aaron Gordon story here. Had me in tears this morning. On and off the court, AG is such an awesome person.