Not CJ Hamilton

Unofficial Account of the Legend: Often Imitated - Never Duplicated

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

@KSHSAA

LET. THEM. PLAY

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

@silverlakesb @silverlake_xc @Lake_Hoops @sleaglevball @SLEagleBaseball
If we all “identify” as a child under the age of 10, do we have to wear a mask on sidelines? Asking for a friend

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

I bet governor Kelly listens to Florida Georgia line

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

All of these mask feuds but here's a few things we can all agree on
Jeff Dunham isn't as appealing right now
Breathmint sales are down
Tobacca chewers are getting creative
Bank employees are confused
Eye profiles on Tinder are crucial
Grass or turf, we still own Rossville/StMarys

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

@KSBWDrea Hands down Jeremiah McRoberts 🐐

@BarstoolLake @LakeSection @SilverLake_Mgrs @silverlake

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

@KSBWDrea Hands down Jeremiah McRoberts 🐐

@BarstoolLake @LakeSection @SilverLake_Mgrs @silverlake

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

@SilverLake_Mgrs - solid week for sure. All of this on top of a 3rd place golf finish for the ladies and @jayme_lindstrom bringing home individual hardware as well......shaping up for a trophy case expansion real soon!!

[Silver Lake Golden Eagle Media @sl_eagle_media]

What a wild weekend started with Friday with football team being district champs, then boys and girls cross country being regional champs, and then volleyball being sub-state champs. This year is going to be a great year for all activities and sports

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

Sr night, emotions are high
Kinda sad, can't even lie

Travis is mad & wantin to fight
Supporting boobies though; PINKOUT tonight!

Patty lookin sexy
wearin Eagles fanfare
Me I'm freeballin
not a stitch of underwear

Moms are sad please don't pout
Oskie in town, just another rout

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

Osage City myth; it's the pork mecca of Kansas......FALSE

Hogs :: Osage<SL offensive line

So we're rolling in with a heightened #HogMentality and heard the boys in the trenches are gonna dress the part @Dalton_Risner66
@DustinSwain00 @cpruyser22 @jacobwegner29 @CaigeCromer

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

Start voting NOW for next years HC parade Grand Marshal - Mr. Meier

Just imagine:

"The float design wed wibbon winnew is the class of twenty twenty-thwee, the Fweshman"

"Save thwowing the Snikews fow Wailwoad Stweet!"

"Mmm - Cwispity, cwunchity, peanut puttewy buttewfingews!"

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

Back in 1995, Courtney Johnson was filling his plate at a pre-substate team dinner. Was funny at the time but the whole team ended up getting pink eye and we lost in the title game

That's when I started preaching the acronym #NFQ

Never Fart (near) Queso

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

FRIDAY COFFEE SHOP TALK

Vick:
CJ, listen. Our district is 0-15. They must be softer than my pecker after Kay & I's anniversary

Me:
I might ask @Coach_Horton to bring the JH squad out to get the W

Vick:
Hell CJ, there will be more balls dropped on the field than in their pants

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

What a week it's been since beating them dawgs! So fun I decided to break out the social media again

Fun Fact Friday: this is the same method Travis used to create my grandson.....good thing Cromer was wearing protection

Time to feast on some Falcons

#PracticeSafeTargeting

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

(At Faraz's talking with Coach Workman)

Workman: "no coffee for me this morning, just milk"

Not CJ: Bones getting weak?

Workman: "Nah, new routine is no more pre-game dumps. Only bombs being dropped on gameday for @silverlakesb is from the #bombsquad"

Good luck tonight girls

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

Back in my day, dad caught me smoking a cigarette when i was 10 and he made me finish the whole pack & got me sicker than a dog.

If these dumbass kid's nowadays are caught eating Tide Pod's, the parents should be making them chase it with a shot of Pine-Sol

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

@JoshMBoyd being blown up for his "targeting" call but we unleashing him Friday night
Bout to go all Bobby Boucher on that ass😤
#sorryGalena

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

@Coach_Horton Coach you gonna bring these to us Wednesday morning if we pitch shutout?
#ConflictOfInterest
#NotInThePastureAnymore
#WelcomeHomeParty

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

This kid flat HAD IT

Skrugs, Ocho, that M'Fer from Lake....whatever he was called, he was competing

Congrats on the HOF nod(s)!
#97Champs

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

New record for Wabaunsee.......27 hours until Trevor's Junior High squad kicks off in Alma and no word of forfeiture yet
#ChargerPride

[Not CJ Hamilton @Not_CJ_Hamilton]

Pre-Soda Scrimmage observations
Baird-Playmaker
Josh Boyd-MEAN
Dallman-BIG
Jones-fast
Lindstrom-still best mullet in state
#Time2BringItBack