J Ulli

Fluent in sarcasm and bullshit.

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Proposing to my girl tomorrow night in Punta Cana. And every time I think about it, I get the sudden urge to shit myself 🤦🏻‍♂️. This anxiety gotta go man

[J Ulli @Not_J]

@mitch_fretton The corruption was them breaking their own rules and protocols in the first place to issue the red. But THAT’S not you the issue right? Give me a fucking break. They fixed their egregious mistake and the whole world wants to have a pity party.

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Same idiots up in arms about Balogun were awkward silent about Ronaldo, Otamendi, and Caicedo all benefiting front eh same rule. FOH man

[J Ulli @Not_J]

The corruption was then breaking their own rules and protocols in the first place to issue the red. Give me a fucking break. They fixed their egregious mistake and the whole world wants to have a pity party.

[Mitch Fretton @mitch_fretton]

I’m sorry but is this not blatant corruption by FIFA? There’s absolutely no premise for them to suspend a red card ban, especially in the knockout rounds, I’d be absolutely raging if I was Belgium…

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Literally cannot get enough of the content Europeans are posting about experiencing America ❤️🇺🇸

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Flo gonna force feed ALL the democracy to those waffles 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[J Ulli @Not_J]

*hey siri, play my ‘Merica AF playlist plz*

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Walking my Golden Retriever, listening to Ella Langley on America’s 250th birthday
🤌🏻🇺🇸🦅

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Can we just switch out Cape Verde for Portugal in the next round?

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Still. Not. A. Red. Card. 🖕🏻

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Do the right fucking thing @FIFAcom. Rescind that dogshit red

[J Ulli @Not_J]

@4EVARDR1

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Even ESPN & NFL Network can’t bare to watch this bullshit @MiamiDolphins. They go to commercial every time you pick

[J Ulli @Not_J]

What the fuck did I do to deserve this?

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Eat shit you fucking losers

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

A run-blocking specialist. ✋

With the 87th pick, we have selected Will Kacmarek from @OhioStateFB

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Woke up this morning and it turns out last night wasn’t just a nightmare. But a recurring one I’ve had the last 36 years on this earth where the football team I love finds new ways to torment my life. So….. good morning to everyone except the fucking @MiamiDolphins

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Eat a whole bag of dicks @MiamiDolphins

[Orlando Alzugaray Jr @BigOShow]

Different year, same 💩.

Life as a #PhinsUp fan.

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Miserable fucking franchise.

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Big man out of @AlabamaFTBL 💪

📺 NFL Draft on NFLN, ABC & ESPN

[J Ulli @Not_J]

@MiamiDolphins @AlabamaFTBL Fuck you

[J Ulli @Not_J]

Worst franchise in the league. Forever unserious