King Kip

the official unofficial hip kip

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

Spending my spring break in the warmth preparing my bug out location for an upcoming economic collapse.

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

I will be supporting @KeeganPres2k20 in the coming up election! #makeamericalitagain

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

Am I the best teacher ever

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

The Cubs winning is something new, so I think I'll do something new and try quit teaching and try out for the Bears

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

Schools started and so has college football!🏈

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

I had a terrible nightmare last night that there was school today.... Oh wait....

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

Look who I found!

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

It's been another terrible school year with terrible students. Can't wait till the Bears see my potential at QB so I can leave #happysummer

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

If one of you kids see my over the summer please don't say hi, I just want to enjoy my summer.

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

My singing was so bad in middle school I wasn't allowed to sing during the concert. I just mouthed the words.

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

I taught my students so well...... https://t.co/6w8ipYsyHu

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

THEY THREW A PARTY IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM LMAOOO
http://t.co/OlMZT88I8S

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

100 rt's for no history final tommorow?

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

Why did the post office recall their new stamps?
The had pictures of Cubs player on them and people didn't know what side to spit on.

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

It's my birthday today. I'm expecting scotcheroos at my door tonight and a Cubs win. Too much to ask for??

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

Just watched a movie for the 5th year in a row... Gets better every time #ithinkicried

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

When you didn't study but you still need an A

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

The not kip Wilcox has more friends than the real kip Wilcox

[Kip Wilcox @kipwilcox]

@Not_KipWilcox lester has been a way bigger disappointment then bryant

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

Should've known that anything good for he Cubs come to a bad end #krisbryant #0-4 #3strikeouts

[King Kip @Not_KipWilcox]

This might actually be the @Cubs year... Too bad I'll probably be saying "wait till next year" in the middle of June....