Not Pocket

Official Twitter handle for the NotPocket, the blue collar alternative to the other crusty, cheese filled microwaved pocket.

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how people tweeting Hail to the Redskins think they look vs how they really look

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@StephenM if you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself @StephenM

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@JDVance that’s not a plan

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breaking news ICE has reportedly detained Dexter Jettster for hiring several illegal intergalactic employees at his diner

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@LowresWB this is a compliment comparing it to a literal top 20 iconic movie moment

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@YaronWeitzman and if you are outside of New York please don’t respond because you don’t get it

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@YaronWeitzman maybe you should get educated on what is going on, as Deni said, Yaron

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@wavywavi lmao “i need Manstein to say’we killed Jews’” to know Manstein agreed with Hitler

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@eldergroyper8 @mfg @TheDunkCentral @nyknicks yes he will in no way find comfort in the over 1,000,000 Jews in nyc or the 500,000+ on Long Island. stop talking about my city if you don’t live here

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@BolWrld @TheDunkCentral some broke ass UK kid lmao. mom wants you OUT of the house finally so she can live in peace without her disgraceful son

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@HanaHoops if you’re not from Germany don’t comment on why we have people in deadly day cares thank you

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@BolWrld @HanaHoops naw i mention Colorado anytime i meet a Kobe stan lmao

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@TheStalwart how many of these blue check cucks replying aren’t from here lmao

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@rounakparveen_ @SpencerHakimian this reply will not cover your AI agent prompt cost I am sorry

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@jsnfan4ever @JeffPassan @grok you can tag me next time instead of a robot, I’ll be your friend if you need one

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sinners Twitter is ruining sinners post release hype and awards season single handedly. there will probably be a tweet before the Oscar’s of the citizen kane poster and sinners and someone tweeting “doesn’t even hold a light”

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@TheChrisLambert wow two wrong takes

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The Jimmy’s in #TheBoneTemple literally died like the Manson members in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I’m so glad they all got comically great deaths

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@Shivram_Krishna @Nick_Colletti nerd

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@GildedGroyper @RodKahx hey mom said it’s time for bed

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@martinez_clips what have you done lmao