NOT_roykeane

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

Can't beat a bit of the darts. Need some fucking darts mind

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@Marniegshore @Charlottegshore @HollyGShore @GazGShore @ScottGShore @AaronCGShore @KyleCGShore can keano come on a drinking sesh next yr?

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

merry xmas to all my followers, retweet this please lets get xmas trending for keano

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

series 1 ep 3, @Marniegshore cracking on with greg!!!

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@Newphenomen no can do sugar plum, im.a busy man

[Matt Nesbitt @MattNesbitt16]

@NOT_roykeane @StatsTipsBanter: EXCLUSIVE! A neighbour sheds light on the Keane v Cleverley doorstep challenge... http://t.co/FVeDYc22Us

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

any work going anywhere, can't stand those 2 twats dixon and chiles

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@WillHillBet on my way to the darts with dixon and chiles, these twats better know how to partyyyyyyyyyy daft pink style @darts #4life

[JDobrofsky @JDobrofsky]

@NOT_roykeane Thanks for the Follow! @JDobrofsky is a huge fan of your work!

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

which tits shall i invite round for dinner? @LeeDixon2

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@LeeDixon2 come round to mine tonight dude, we can have some fun #keano #dixon #banging #threesome

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@mspsall @TomCleverlyMUFC i waited for him to come out of house!! he phoned paul lambert saying he was really poorly. i'll get the twat

[⠀⠀ @AssOnFleek]

*Opens twitter*

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@justinbieberRT1 sort yourself out soppy bollox, stop mumbling and jumbling and fucking liven ya self up!!

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

look before this gets out of hand in the press, i went round to @TomCleverlyMUFC to sort that twat out, he was hiding under the bed!! pussy

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@Cl13Lu hello there my friend, keano is looking for action! #keano

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

@Newphenomen heard it, its a top tune fella. keano approves

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

If strippers are called dancers then drug dealers should be called pharmacist

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

"You are what you eat" ...Thats funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately

[NOT_roykeane @NOT_roykeane]

"I am a ninja." "no, you're not." "did you see me do that?" "do what?" "exactly."