K. F. Clifford

Not really the Colonel, but still possibly waiting to pounce on you with punchy, maniacal glee.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

This is all I'm going to say about the ongoing awards: #CliffordForCalder

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

I still haven't picked up a Father's Day gift from playoffs. #weneedawintonight

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

Quicker keeps muttering "it was one game" over and over again. I doubt he has stopped since last night. And I'm the scary guy on this team?

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

Thank you, Ben Eager. You may think you mashed in my face, but in actuality you only made me more intimidating in the faceoff circle.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

...Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

Was @LAKScapegoat's fight last night against Parros a solid effort? Absolutely. But how about you give me a shot tonight? It's been a while.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

I don't think I've ever been this happy, still. Not even the morning after dropping Carcillo onto the ice like a giant bag of milk.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

@theMitch33 I wouldn't worry too much about it. With the way he tweets during games, he's probably responsible for this "shortage."

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

It was nice seeing you again this afternoon, Ott.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

@notdrew8doughty I can hear you typing inside that hastily thrown together airplane pillow fort.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

@theMitch33 ...Do you even know what you're talking about because I surely don't.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

#sincewebeinghonest I hate you all right now. So very, very much.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

@theMitch33 Have you taught me anything? Hmm... that's a good question.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

At least I don't have to worry about any Lewis inspired headaches on twitter.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

Maybe I was a little out of line earlier... I haven't been in any good scraps lately and Lewie keeps going on and on about yesterday's game.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

Jeff Skinner is trending. Let me know when it's for something challenging. Like a beautifully executed Gordie Howe hat trick.

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

Jeff Skinner is trending. That's great for him, but can he take George Parros in a fight?

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

Jeff Skinner is trending. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it spelled "Justin Bieber?"

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

@LAKScapegoat What's this about The Code?

[K. F. Clifford @NotABigRedDog]

@theMitch33 ...Where are you going with this? Are you trying to scare people? In that case I might be game.