@sweetestwhiskey ...If he had a tail, it would be wagging.
He's blushing, but *god* does he hate how much he likes the sound of that.
Who knows, maybe he'll give her his l e a s h.
@sweetestwhiskey He has such a guilty pleasure for old Maroon 5.
You will catch him singing She Will Be Loved in the shower.
Note that he is n o t a good singer.
@sweetestwhiskey He prefers to be the one wearing it.
If anyone asks she did *not* hear that from him, and any mention of it beyond this point will be rebuked
@sweetestwhiskey PASS! He would never hurt her!
She is nice to him.
He would much rather cook for her too, but she resides at a bar so...hmm.
Maybe he can be useful some other way?
@MilkyAllure Pass! She seems so...soft! He could not fight her. He would feel e v i l.
He fights that stuff.
He'd much sooner cook her food! What does she like?