Jay

They/she | Schrödinger’s gay | probably thinking about Spider-Man

[Jay @NotAmusedTM]

I failed three CAPTCHAs in a row last night and I'm beginning to doubt my own humanity.

[STANLEY CUP CHAMPS Jonathan @TheLynxital]

If you are freaking out about the 80% of teams that win the Stanley cup in game 3 stat calm down. Theres a whole other 20% for a reason

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[𝜗𝜚 m JARVIS CRAVE 🏆 @nyetminder]

yall calling all of these canes playoff games boring but my body feels like it’s being chased by a polar bear through the tundra every time i watch them play

[ria ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

i think saying people with degrees (especially master degrees) shouldn’t be upset or angered at the fact that despite all the money they spent on school, they cannot land a good paying job or even a job in their preferred field is quite silly tbh lol

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

there's just no way that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords could be even half as bad as this

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

[trash jones @jzux]

ok mark well I’m upset that 10 losers are hoarding the wealth while millions go hungry. but we can’t always get what we want, can we

[Grusha🕯 @decadentquill]

You can lead an ordinary life and be an extraordinary writer. And even if you're a mediocre writer, please write. Someone will resonate with your words. We need long form content in this world of slop. I want to see people being earnest and thoughtful.

[laney @caramelindarox]

Kingston Brown remains not only the best Lou character but the single best character in D20. in case we are opening the discussion

[corky @CorkyOfPorky]

If you dislike aabria iyengar you don’t deserve to touch dnd with a 20 foot pole

[ias @wiIdemount]

always relevant

[soph ☆ reyes’ pr manager @sirniqhteye]

EA: where did bioware go

me, leaving EA headquarters:

[Bennet Renard 🦊 📚 ✍🏼 @RenardReads]

"Elordi plays the creature as a misunderstood...outsider with Oedipal issues rather than as an agent of evil and chaos...the most sympathetic character in the movie[.]"

THAT'S THE POINT!

THAT'S THE POINT OF FRANKENSTEIN!

YOU HAVE IDENTIFIED THE POINT OF THE BOOK!

[marco🍊💖 @marcomoons]

i want to play dnd so bad

[chloe ♡🎨 reshiedraws @reshiedraws]

since he’s not dming, i neeeed to see a matt and marisha pc romance happen in campaign 4 #CriticalRole

[fran @galacticidiots]

As an em dash enthusiast, every time I see talk of how it has become “a sign of AI” I feel violent. This is the punctuation of my people (mood writers whose work falls within the ‘no plot just vibes’ genre)

[soph 🐛 @zaeedmassanis]

im crying i opened photomode and it looks like garrus is waving in the back

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting on people

[yennefer of vengerberg enthusiast @yenthusiastx]

ppl debating ciri’s sexuality is so funny bc they’ll be like ‘here’s proof she’s straight and likes men!’ ‘well here’s proof she likes women!’ like both sides are SO close to discovering this thing called bisexuality