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[Ketamine Cowboy @NeverGiveUpBoy_]

Forgive me Hitler

[Howling "Venom" Snake @AUGtist]

It's time to get in the festive spirit at mother base and to kick things off we'll be hanging Huey with Christmas lights!

[not @NotAndNever1]

Calling in a broken arrow when I shit myself

[not @NotAndNever1]

#Relatable #NoNo

[not @NotAndNever1]

Billy Joel if he had a lisp: I don't care what you say anymowe, this is my wife

[Didy whump @dansenpilled]

When the last step of a recipe is "Enjoy"

[not @NotAndNever1]

IT crowd bosh

[not @NotAndNever1]

When she hit you wit dat foid destruction beam and yo teef lowkey look like stalagmites

[not @NotAndNever1]

Eh why the long stupid face

[not @NotAndNever1]

Eh why the long stupid face

[not @NotAndNever1]

That wasn't an exit

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

My favorite bit is during the 2016 campaign all the pro life activists were telling Trump just how terrible abortion is and he concluded “wow you’re right! We should punish the women who do this!” Pro life inc blew a gasket.

[The Faceless Rando @nonblankslate]

The way most liberals treat Islam now is funny because it contains virtually none of the positive aspects of Christianity and has all the things they hate about Christianity dialed up to 11. They don't say anything because they're more afraid of Muslims than conservatives are.

[not @NotAndNever1]

Edward Albee seemed like an arrogant posh prick

[kuroneko @kimegao_]

"bro just work and then live it up when you're 60." fuck you. faggot nigger worm.

[not @NotAndNever1]

Why did the Chinese call a city Chong ching are they Chinese

[not @NotAndNever1]

@moyesboyjoe Whish it was for an n bomb or something but I really don't know

[not @NotAndNever1]

Back to your regularly scheduled foid posting

[not @NotAndNever1]

New dawn fades

[R鸣 @rming_luckin]

一定不要跟练瑜伽的女的约炮，这种女的个个都是行走的榨精机，核心和盆底肌练得跟铁夹子一样，随便夹两下就能把你精液硬生生吸出来。我兄弟跟一个练瑜伽的约了炮，一进去那逼就把他夹得死死的，根本不用动，女的自己一缩一放，他直接被夹射了。射完还不让他拔，继续夹，又夹射了第二次，第三次的时候他腿都软了，精液被挤得一滴不剩。
他不服气，换了后穴继续干。结果屁眼更紧，女的一夹一吸，又连续被夹射了三次，射到最后只剩干射，鸡巴都麻了，还被夹得硬不起来。后来再见到那女的，兄弟脸红到耳根，走路都夹着腿，恨不得绕道走。普拉提女的不是闹着玩的，核心一发力，能把你精液连根榨干。

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Instead of fighting each other pointlessly, every country should unite and work together to pollute the earth and destroy the ocean and all wildlife and trees