Gordon_Edgley

Critically acclaimed author, best uncle in the world, strong-willed, intelligent, sharp-tongued, doesn’t suffer fools gladly. Official Landy-approved RP account

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

That awkward moment when people thought my books were fiction...

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

@BaronVengeous Go home

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April Fools! You all thought I was really gone this whole time? Haha, you’ve all been pranked!

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

I only shop at Whole Foods because I have a WHOLE body and not a transparent one that resides in an echo stone.

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@SkulduggeryPXII @Goosebumps_girl Why don’t you ask R. L. Stine?

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

Am I really dead or just extremely anti social? No one will really know for sure.

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

@SkulduggeryPXII @Goosebumps_girl Scaring adults isn’t my only talent. But just like my more mature works, Goosebumps was always truthful in a sense (but also not for legal reasons).

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

@SkulduggeryPXII @Goosebumps_girl It was supposed to be a secret. Goosebumps is my TRUE passion.

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I could’ve been a bargain bin @SkulduggeryPXII

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So I die and no one thinks to throw my bones in a bag and send it down a river? #RUDE

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

So I die and no one thinks to throw my bones in a bag and send it down a river? #RUDE

[Derek Landy UPDATES ONLY @DerekLandy]

Okay, I usually don't respond to stuff like this, but I'm tired, it's been a long day, and this has managed to push my buttons.

So, quick thing about your comments.

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

@Tanith_Low18 @MrBliss_SP I feel so loved.

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

And that’s why we’re friends.

[Skulduggery Pleasant @DetectiveSkul]

@NotAnEchoStone YoU’Re ImMaTuRe

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@SkulduggeryPXII “I’m leaving” Also @SkulduggeryPXII “i’M lEavINg”

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@taylorhughXO Thank you, I thought so too.

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In order to make more money I’ve decided to start letting haunted attractions hire me to scare people. Maybe I’ll end up on an episode of Ghost Adventures...

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@QuinnR1 @myosotis_terra I just use that time to write more. I’ve pretty much become a hermit by this point

[Gordon_Edgley @NotAnEchoStone]

Thoughts at 3 AM: Am I a GHOST writer now?

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@Dezziemund @n0vatheCat Now will you stop leaving your socks in my house?

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@Dezziemund @n0vatheCat There you go

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@Dezziemund @n0vatheCat *sighs, pinching the bridge of my nose* your socks, Desmond.