NOT Annoying...

Everything and Everyone ANNOYS me...

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Wishing I could hump on this fabulous hump day

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

If I have to ask myself if it's too early to start drinking the answer is probably yes. #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Who pauses mid-foreplay for a condom? It's called getting planB or an abortion.... #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Thank god I don't have ugly friends.

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

#shitmyfriendssay Guy: hang on I'm going to grab a condom. Girl: (thinking) you've got to be fucking kidding me. #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

When nasty trashy bitches try to fuck your brother. #ew don't contaminate my family please. #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

When your roommate says "do you remember when we farted in the stethoscope?"

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Thank god this account is controlled by 3 different people so the ones who do know about it don't know who tweets what #blamegame 💁

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Having to delete a tweet bc your location services just gave away a lie that was previously told. #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Haha #whoopsie guess I got an early start...

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

When your ex blocks you from twitter like an annoying 16 year old bitch. #NOTannoying #growupdiva

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

"you go down and you want to gag but you can't because it's frowned upon to gag (gag noise)" #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Traffic court.............. #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Prancing around the room naked trying to get your boyfriend to fuck you && he doesn't even turn away from the tv #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Come over and play. That's all I want. #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

God knew you couldn't handle the responsibility of being a father seeing as you can't handle the responsibility of having a relationship.

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Guess some things happen for a reason. #badday #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Waiting on your boyfriend to get off work so you can have a quickie in the car. #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Wearing a g string while working out. Fml #NOTannoying

[NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying]

Alcohol shits after a major night of drinking #NOTannoying when It happens while trying to workout super #NOTannoying