Not A Rapist

(Parody Account)

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Bama fans at the kickers house tonight

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When the teacher is taking attendance and a kid says "present" instead of "here"

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If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies
4. You’re a pussy

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Everyones middle name should be motherfuckin'.

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Sometimes you are right..

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If she's under nine, her pussy is mine

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Go ahead, call the cops.

They can't unrape you.

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You're not popular. Your vagina is.

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Retweet this if you haven't murdered anyone today.

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I don't like the term 'kidnapping'... I prefer 'surprise adoption'.

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We all know a douche bag named Ryan.

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Do u have an inhaler? Cuz I heard u got that ass ma

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Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret

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I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently you can't use a knife to save ammo.

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Are u from china? Cause I'm china put dis dick in yo mouth

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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.

Nipple squirrel ham

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Go follow @Jeff_Gaebler

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Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick

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Favorite dating site? Club Penguin