Alan

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

I'm so sorry #engagements

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

@KelseyATG Naw, OC is totally Ravenclaw and Gzowski is definitely Slytherin

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

Looking back at my tweets got me like

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

Me: I should approach programming calmly and work through problems with a clear head.

Also Me:

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

When you gotta get them engagements so you resort to vague shitposting.

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

Why this shit work so damn well???😂

[sage 🌳 @sageBiTT]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the internet has peaked https://t.co/TSgpSmPvda

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

When they overcharge you in the LEC caf

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@rambo_pj

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

@maverickmerch69 HE'S HERE

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

There's a reason I'm not a science major

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

When the TA leaves in the middle of a seminar

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Me sitting in lecture:

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When It's been 10 minutes and everything hasn't devolved into shitposting.

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All day every day

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I know it's the sun and all but like........Bruh.........That's a lot of lions

[Alan @NotASmartDuck]

Some of ya'll didn't grow up watching Arthur and it shows😤