Dave the Human

D&D/TTRPG, video/board games, Star Trek/Wars, tech/data etc. Rumors that I'm a venomous space lizard from the future are false. He/Him. Tweets my own

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

In light of ✨gestures broadly✨, just a reminder that I’m on the other socials under the same handle

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

Happy pride lol

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

@kareem_carr Neat. I always assumed this was done just so it wouldn’t be possible to calculate a variance where n = 1, as opposed to allowing the variance to be 0 in that case, defining variance as being for n strictly gt 1

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

.@legendlarkpod i found a clothing store in Osaka almost literally called “Wolf of the Waves”

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

@WerewolfExec @roxiqt I can’t believe I had to scroll so far for the cold turkey joke. It was sitting right there! Just like the frozen turkey

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

i feel like there isn't a left on @LRCkcrw since @fearless_greene took over, just varying shades of right and center-right. i've been listening to the show for like 10 years. unsubscribing after hearing them give a big ol shrug on whether or not trump should be indicted

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

@BustyRackleford @benpartridge

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[ShutDownDC @ShutDown_DC]

On Tues. March 21 at 5pm, join us for a #StopCopCity solidarity action at DOJ to demand that they investigate the violence and #civilrights abuses by Atlanta & Georgia police and prosecutors. Please share widely.

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

My first reaction was that the panic is stupid because this was just one bank doing some obviously dumb shit that caused them to fail.

Then I remembered that literally every recession is a result of banks collectively doing obviously dumb shit.

And they are nervous.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: President Biden sought to assure the nation Monday that “the banking system is safe” following the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank last week. Speaking from the White House, Biden said, “your deposits will be there when you need them.” https://t.co/uddKLJKiN8

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

@TheHyyyype His tweet reads like a mathlete insisting he deserves a varsity letter

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

@NPR I could be missing something, but I don’t think Biden has announced he’s seeking re-election yet. This tweet isn’t accurate

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

Nice

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

ICYMI: A new museum is coming to the Lincon Memorial. First look: https://t.co/JIwHdewX8k

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

@KerbalSpaceP Just bought the game and there's only a sandbox mode. Is there a timeline for campaign and science? A $50 sandbox is kind of a bummer.

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

When I actually sat down to read Lovecraft I was so underwhelmed. I specifically remember something about words failing to describe the terror etc etc etc and I’m just like, it’s a BOOK my guy. If yaint got WORDS, yaint got anything!

[Torimo Jori @torimojori]

I’m not smart enough to get existential horror. Like, yeah, a thing I don’t understand exists. Cool.

[Dave the Human @NotASpaceLizard]

My favorite part is that inflation doesn’t create wealth, it destroys it. You will see more $ in a bank account but each one of those is worth less than it was yesterday.

What’s that old saying about when a dentist is giving you investing tips, there’s about to be a recession?

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

This landlord just gave the best indictment of capitalism I've ever seen

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The Onion has had it lmao