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if you likea da tweet you kissa da mouth | infamously not a starfish | He/Him

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@hornets NC if you don't treat him well I got two words, blowed up

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Off @NotaStarfish]

@tinylittlehomie This is terrible news for the state of Missouri as I'm no longer allowed there

[Off @NotaStarfish]

LeBron LeLeft the LeLakers and is LeComing to LeWolves with LeLeMelo #LeLeak

[Irene @utacult]

I could never be a Targaryen I would love my dragon more than my family

[Off @NotaStarfish]

@incogkeato You've survived every worst day of your life so far and I bet you'll survive this one too

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[Off @NotaStarfish]

naz leaving feels like my best friend just moved away

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@yumtapwater Never wanted anything more

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@emily__loy @rzdchxrry @ThisIsPVRIS @standatlantic @honeyrevengeca @MMATAband @daisygrenade @GoodBoyDaisy Perfection

[Off @NotaStarfish]

@rudyfunkmeyer I know it's a crazy request from someone on twitter, but want a roommate for downtown lol?

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Interrupting is a SIGN OF RESPECT in adhd culture.

[Off @NotaStarfish]

@rastapasta_9 god is good

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[Off @NotaStarfish]

@SamHuseby That's what I'm saying, what's the airspace limit on over the back?