The Retired Wikkie

Cranky retired wicketkeeper who has become a far better cricketer in retirement.

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

@NotMitchJohnson Unfortunately he's never put a bum on a seat, except for those of his folks...and they receive comp tickets.

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

After seeing Australia penalised for running on the pitch in the last Test it was nice to see Rohit jog down the centre of the pitch after the first ball. No penalty. #INDvsAUS

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

S.Marsh out for 3 off 9.

Carey not out 3 off 2.

Not hard.

#CWC19 #AUSvSL

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

3 off 9 at the end of an ODI.

To answer your question, yes, he does have photos of the coach.

#CWC19 #AUSvSL

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The Sri Lankan national anthem - if it had another verse it would require the game to have a reserve day. #CWC19 #AUSvSL

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Is a Rob Quiney 9 better or worse that a Rory Burns 9?
#SLvENG

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Welcome back to Eden Park where Kane Williamson has just taken a first innings lead over England.
#NZvsENG

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Even Watto wouldn't have...nah, yeah he would have.

#Ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Stoneman registers eighteen runs and one 'Watson' review.

#Ashes

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The look one has when you realise that 35 years ago, you should have settled for a wristy
#ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

One expects Marsh to raise the bat should he reach double figures.
#Ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Meanwhile in Adelaide...
#Ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

The female Ok Google voice understands what a doosra is?

One is in love.

#Ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Have to ask why Handscomb took that to his right without Paine moving.
#keeperscatch
#ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Mark Renshaw?
Tubby forgets quickly.
#Ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Revolving door behind the stumps since one retired.
Comeback?
#ashes

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

So Peter Siddle failed in his audition to be Australia's Test number three? #SheffieldShield

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

First point of order as the new Australian fielding coach -

Improving the standards of 'Niiiiice Gary' from the close-in players.

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Appointing one as a fielding coach? Rather!

[The Retired Wikkie @NotBradHaddin]

Moi hears Australian cricketers may go on strike.

#comeback