Sujjaan Saha

मृत्युञ्जयाय रुद्राय नीलकन्ताय शंभवे
अमृतेषाय सर्वाय महादेवाय ते नमः

[Sujjaan Saha @notBrahman]

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[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

before sex
boy: texts girl
girl: replies five hours later

after sex
girl: texts boy
boy: replies next week

[Akshita @akshitaa98]

Men are funny!!
My husband’s a 32 year old guy who has two firms yet he watches Shin Chan every morning!!
And he has bought a Goldfish and fishbowl coz apparently shin chan likes it!! 😭😭

[J🐰 @Jyotica057]

My Friend said, if we do MBA from IIM or XLRI From Finance, then we Have Same Position like CA in a Corporate.
Seiously WTF

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Most male influencers

> Gym
> Tech
> Cars
> Bikes
> Philosophy
> Politics
> Food
> Travel vlogs

Most female influencers

> Vulgar dance
> Feminism
> Body count is empowering
> Fakeup
> Fashion
> Consumer culture

Also, they add a monthly subscription for their semi-nudes.

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

Indian Uncle and Aunties don't really like trekking unless there's a temple at the peak.

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

Why are sex scenes in thrillers and dramas always steamier than actual porn even when they keep most of the clothes on?

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Tight pussy that grips like it’s trying to keep you hostage >>>

[✗ˑ𝘰 @xxclxx1122]

Missionary is for romance

Doggy style is for rough sex

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

Hot Takes: 88% of perky boobs become very unattractive after you unhook the push-up bra.

[CA. Dhairya Keshri @Dhairya__tweets]

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[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

Muslim women proudly wear hijab and naqab and call it their choice and empowerment.

But Hindu women throw tantrums if asked to wear mangalsutra or put sindoor.

These same Hindu women want to wear short western clothes, live alone, party in clubs till 3 AM, and dance half-naked on reels for likes — then demand respect as 'modern sanskaari' girls. At least Muslim women are consistent.

You can't reject every traditional symbol that controls women and then cry 'where are the good men' when nobody wants to marry the club version of you.

[The Nice Guy Detox @niceguydetox]

Nice guys are the retirement plans of whores.

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Girls fuck harder when you take pics

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

Pune, Bangalore, Delhi girls are the same product in different packaging. They party hard, drink like fish, sleep with multiple guys, then cry 'where are the good men?' at 28. High body count, higher standards, zero accountability. They reject decent guys in their prime and later demand loyal husbands. The market doesn't forget.

[Saavni Srivastva 🍁 @IntrovertSaavni]

Never date or marry

° Corporate Mazdoor
° Single fathers
°Self proclaimed nice guys
° Weekend partiers
° Ultra woke liberals
° Fake feminists
°Dubai flexers
° Abusive men
° Online body show offs
° Gym clout chasers

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Every young man needs all this

• A nice watch
• Sneakers
• Formal shoes
• Sports shoes
• Two good shirts
• Two jeans
• Two formals
• Two polos
• Four T-shirts
• A few shorts

Stay fit, be well groomed, and dress sharp.

Instead of spending money on girls, spend it on yourself.

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

The male best friend isn’t just a friend.
He’s the side dick she actually enjoys.
Boyfriend pays the bills and gets excuses. Best friend gets the wet pussy and zero responsibilities.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Many girls have sex with their boyfriends.

They go to OYOs.
Many record videos too.
Many videos get viral.

It's their choice. I'm not saying anything.

I'm asking men - Can you marry such a girl? Would she be a good wife and mother?

What if her videos go viral?

[s ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱ @b3rryjpg]

@tanaya_0510 malkin

[ashishh☀️ @iashishranjann]

things girlfriend bring to the table:

sogyi thi
bahar jaa rahi hu
doston ke saath hu
mummy allow nhi karengi
rage baiting
sogyi thi