Caleb Ellison

YSU 2024 Amateur funny guy he/him/his

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Heard she likes guys who get paper

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Don’t honk at someone at an unprotected left turn

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

The worst part about doing things by yourself is never being able to go to the bathroom because when you step out of line the spot is gone forever

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Explaining gender to Americans: So imagine a burger

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Bet on yourself

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Snapchat Spectacles were ahead of their time

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

You’re telling me Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, 5 Seconds of Summer, and 21 Pilots are all different bands?

[old memory @old_memory]

Lego Batman 2: Gotham City

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Lou Albano’s can also be said as Loo El Baño which means Bathroom The Bathroom which makes sense why he got casted in the Super Mario Bros Show

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

What do you mean I’m on the opening team of a Disney cruise ship? Life isn’t real

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

There’s a what in the four horsemen?

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

People don’t jailbreak iPod touches like they used to

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Gotta find a way to mute posts with 4 pictures attached next

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

I need to start vague-posting more

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

Twitter gets the news before LinkedIn I hope you appreciate it

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

My favorite NFL rule is when a ref needs to throw a second penalty flag they throw their hat in the air. It rules so much

[Dareable Dog @TheDareabledog]

Why do we fall? So we learn how to rise.

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

With the spotlight Cal Raleigh has been getting maybe that’s what I need to start going by

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

When Tony has the spotlight everyone needs to listen

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

deadlock podcast is the only thing keeping me sane at this point

[Caleb Ellison @NotCalebEllison]

This side quest is going to be nuts