Notchie

i'm 20 and unfunny, she/any

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

First promo to motivate me to *not* see a movie that I was originally going to see

[Palette Swap @PaletteSwapMag]

Big Walk is facing criticism online for excluding members of the gaming community who have no one in their lives that consider them a friend.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

today is Wallace's 67th birthday!!!

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

@subandbreed1312 @anywhooith no yeah they block your body's ability to tell how much estrogen is in you, so it registers as 0 and your body increases hormone production about it. sometimes they're used in cis men after they've been on steroids to restart testosterone production

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

@slimelia it seems to be a recurring problem of yours

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

by the way mister White Baby Factory, this was when shitty husbands stopped randomly falling ill and dying because poison stopped turning up in their food for "some reason".

if you think you're in danger of a woman spending 6 months with you and wanting to leave that's on you.

[White Baby Factory @WhiteBabyFac]

I would love to see us return to pre-1960s marriage laws, with no divorce allowed unless serious wrongdoing (like infidelity or physical abuse) is proven in court.

Imagine if we had the option to choose between modern marriage and classic pre-1960s marriage.

How disturbing would it be for your fiancé to admit up-front that they want the option to leave you whenever they feel like it?

That's not real marriage, that's an empty gesture.

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

This baby sat his GCSEs this year

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

this is larp, it's just subdivided and still a grid, real ones know it should look like this

[Engineer Brains @HHackenbecker]

Well, are you?
#NoAI

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

insane that people will hear you introduce yourself by a female name, look at you, and then decide that at some point it became a unisex name

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

@EssentialMod

[Cassidy ☆ @Bloodng0ld]

Years flying by #phm #projecthailmary

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Pajamas

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

i'm still so pissed off about this, how does anyone look at this and think "yeah this will make people want our product. this leaves a good impression on potential customers. we gotta introduce some laws about how many ads can be shown i'm so fr

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

like i'm being so for real what the FUCK is this, how is this mean to be a good experience for literally anyone?? this is indistinguishable from the sites you get shown if you press a fake download button. fire anyone who was involved in this

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

t4t in 2034

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

@thingypxiegirl woahhh that's such a cool pattern

[Notchie @NotchieUwU]

@nomindtotwink yeah that seems like it'd be your reason for not liking it

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

the gender census is now open :) https://t.co/BskQK7IMbN