NotChuckRiss

Since Chuck refuses to get a Twitter, here are some of the great quotes he would never want on Twitter.

[Rose Bowl Game @rosebowlgame]

“It is almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream.”
-Bernard Williams

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

I want a FitBit that tells me how many ounces of beer I drank

[GOSH, I Love da PACKERS! @Talzar]

Mary Risse is a fuckin Saint!

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

"I'm just trying to build up the courage to ask for anal"

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You can't have 2 pierced nipples and not be a freak

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

I'm going to have an erection all night. This thing is lasting longer than 4 hours

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If Jesus could have a beer with anyone, it would be Garth Brooks

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"I'm a kamakazi. If I'm going in everybody is coming in with me."

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Courtesy of @ZD3182 #WhatAreYouAGirlOrSomethin

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All of a sudden you're snorting coke off a stripper's ass

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

#FakeRain https://t.co/zWdztxiDhq

[Doug Ingels @dougingels]

Garth Brooks once made fake rain fall in Cowboys Stadium. He just made America proud in AT&T Stadium. 🇺🇸

[Doug Ingels @dougingels]

#TBT to the Cup. @UWequipment @brett_arnold3 @TJIngels @JPerrin715 @jsmckillip @jsmckillip @JacobRisse @NotChuckRiss

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

"It's like ET...Charlie go home" (referencing Bucks)

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

I once went to the bar in a God damn Elmo suit

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

I work way better with 6 beers in me

[DigHimUp @DigHimUp]

After a long week of hard work, how can you not think of Mr. Blue Collar himself, Arvydas Sabonis? #DigHimUp

[NotChuckRiss @NotChuckRiss]

The Mark Sanchez love out in full force today.

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"They're good at singing. And they're naked. This is cool."

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"Does Ray Lewis realize that he killed a guy?"

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"How much do you hate your life if you have to grow up a northwestern fan?"