Boring Steve Cluxton

This is a parody account and is in no way affiliated with Stephen Cluxton, all just banter and in no way to offend Stephen Cluxton

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Everyone saying how good May Weather is...... Hasn't stopped raining since Friday?

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Why do they call it MountJoy

I don't see much joy.

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Love Hate should just be called hate cuz I don't see any love, why can't they all just get on.

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Tom Carr was down at the house last night, me and him necked 2 pints of MiWadi....... EACH

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I suppose that means I can go back on the Coco Pops and After Eights

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We're all going back to City West for MiWadi and biscuits.

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Mammy said my speech would be better than any of the Garth Brooks concerts.

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@BoringMilner I know how you feel bro

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Right just a few weeks to the championship, no more Coco Pops or After 8's for me for a few months.

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2 bank holidays Weekends in 2 weeks, I don't think I can handle these mad nights out with the lads from the chess club anymore.

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Mammy said you can't eat meat tommorow, I replied "you must be CODing me "

We both had a good laugh at that one.

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@Darransull86 @MrNiallMcGarry @SecondCaptains

In my opinion I find your tweets very informative

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Don't forget the times changing tonight, and its going forward not back, that means that you can have an After 8 at 7 tomorrow technically.

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Mammy said she's not bringing me to Bundoran this summer after I got sent off in tonight's game.

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Gave up Coco Pops for Lent this year, but Mammy let me have a bowl this morning because it Paddys Day.

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Just watched that video of the lad joking about failing his Driving Test, he had no safety belt on him in the car.

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Just turned the volume down on my tv from 30 to 28, was going to leave it at 29 but odd numbers make me uncomfortable.

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Was out walking my cat this evening and could help but notice how dark the sky was

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Well St. Stephens night was a blast.

The chess club had their AGM and there was MiWadi and biscuits.

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Only 1 hour and 10 minutes until I can have these bad boys

#AfterEights