Not Mike Kellar

(Not) Head Football Coach at @WVWCFB 🏈 🍊| 2026 MEC Revenge Tour LOADING… ⏳ | WVU, MEC, and WVSSAC (unwarranted) commentary

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

Ladies, you have $5 to build your dream man:

$6: tall
$8: handsome
$7: funny
$2: chud f* up unlovable hopeless loser
$3: WVWC sports fanatic
$6: muscular

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

Looks like we signed some real dawgs today at WVWC

I’m just going to go ahead and say it…

We’re going to be the first team in any NCAA division to ever go from 0-11, to 11-0 in one season.

Bookmark this tweet.

#MEC champs, incoming 💯

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

2 things:

1. John McKay grew up in shinnston, wv (went to shinnston hs), which is Harrison county. 5 natties for Harrison County.

2. You forgot me, also from shinnston (Harrison country). I once tied for 3rd in the PSAC at Cal Pa & also got 2nd in the MEC at Glenville.

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

19 national championships from these 3 West Virginia counties. From @kentsports24

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

Also me, next year, down 7 vs Concord in the 4Q:

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

Phillip Rivers (HC) next year when Josh Allen gets hurt in the 2Q of the Bills’ divisional playoff game:

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@runawaybeertrck @PFF_Commanders @elijahcollins75 Appreciate it brotha! Really believe the ship is going to turn around this year.

Very sad what they let happen to a once proud program. We coming tho 💯

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@runawaybeertrck @PFF_Commanders @elijahcollins75 Watch your mouth bubba. 2026 season you’ll see…

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@Coreyshoe17 @coachfrancis_ @WVWCFB @CoachMottIV @CoachRonGardner @Coach_Harmer @SenecaRecruits

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@Tiedd2x Tye - you’d be an excellent WVWC Bobcat.

We’d absolutely love for you to play your 10th college season down in Buckhannon.

Give me a call back!
- (Not) Coach Kellar

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@msutrustees He should do year 8 with @WVWCFB

We’d be honored to have him.

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@AntajuanH76474 @coach_kellar @coachfrancis_

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@WVUBagMan We have Tudors + Donut Shop at WVWC.

Bag man, you coming to Buckhannon soon?

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

They’re sleeping on my fit, gang.

[West Virginia Wesleyan @WVWesleyan]

First Day of Class Fit ✔️#WVWCHereYouCan #ichoseWVWC

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

Just a reminder

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

Just a reminder

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@MikellRoberts16

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@jshmoove1 @coach_kellar MEC POTY incoming.

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@zacharyj45 @RonJackson71

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

@MasonSchubert3 Let’s bring him home? P4 experience.

@coach_kellar 🤝 @WVWCFB

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

WV Wesleyan vs Kentucky Wesleyan next year

Winner breaks the streak.

Loser has to drop “Wesleyan” from their name.

Who says no?

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Winless CFB teams this year

D1
UMass 0-12
Saint Francis 0-11

D2
Adam State 0-11
Sul Ross State 0-11
Kentucky Wesleyan 0-11
Wayne State (MI) 0-11
Millersville 0-11
West Virginia Wesleyan 0-11
Pace 0-11
Lincoln (PA) 0-10
Lane College 0-10

D3
Luther 0-10
Marine Maritime 0-10
SUNY Morrisville 0-10
Manchester 0-10
Hilbert College 0-10
Alvernia 0-10
Dean 0-10
Oberlin 0-10
Lawrence 0-9

[Not Mike Kellar @NotCoach_Kellar]

Alright I’ve seen enough.

Rodney get on down to WV Wesleyan, we have work to do brother.

[Rodney Gallagher 3rd (LLC💕) @Rodney_G3]

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