~CoinDesk

Dispatches from the vanguard of blockchain babble.

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Sorry for the silence. We were on a BTC and ETH gainz fueled bender.

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Only in crypto does the misbehavior of executives get more publicity than the stupidity of their ideas. #blessed #nobodylearnecon https://t.co/MwWNZlbLJn

[Zeus @GoldZeusX]

Ethereum Appcoin Matchpool CEO Suspected of Mishandling ICO Funds https://t.co/FBARPIDiLA | #cryptocurrency #altcoin

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Donald Trump is the Tim Swanson of world leaders 😂 https://t.co/DJk0jMLkLO

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A cunning evangelist with a polarizing message? Sounds like the real Jesus! https://t.co/jUtFp3Gr4K

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TL;DR caveat emptor #deepthoughts https://t.co/11alhDWVOc

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Personally, we think any contest where there are no winners makes for a good comparison. https://t.co/qHLmJUb0CK

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"A Rude Awakening for Blockchain's Dreamers" ...Posting for the new stock photo. https://t.co/LJ9P0xfXWv

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Let's shoehorn two unrelated ideas together then explain that they aren't a natural fit. #davosgunnadavos https://t.co/oGwSi2tNv6

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A promise for 2017: a blockchain in every pot, a consortium in every garage.

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Chronobank is making excellent strides in adding a bad smell to their vaporware https://t.co/HfsBS9aROw

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Events included "how to start Silk Road 4.0" and "capital flight for dummies", all staffed by detectives https://t.co/BoGFySIXFi

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OPINION: ICOs will disrupt venture capital the same way boiler rooms disrupted brokerages https://t.co/ZLbaj6md45

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@DarioTepoTec I know, I was there.

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@DarioTepoTec Way to hard? We didn't hard anything!

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If you see someone ask for money while wearing a PHP sweatshirt in 2017, run. https://t.co/jWaoNyqeqc

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Early rumors suggest that Ehrsam is weighing a career as a menswear model https://t.co/9uwhLOieZB

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@DarioTepoTec I get it, you're also a parody!

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@DarioTepoTec ... you realize this is a parody, right?

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OPINION: Blockchain has revolutionized the self-esteem of back office employees everywhere

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Davos is really out-Davosing itself https://t.co/37QTjMlBYj