Conor Blum

I am the last survivor of Nostromo

[Conor Blum @notConor]

Will I drive an hour and 8 minutes to see @stavvybaby new movie? Absolutely! Hopefully I can get amc to make me the “Stavvy special” popcorn bucket

[Conor Blum @notConor]

I miss the friends I used to have

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This parrot has unusual baby birds

[Conor Blum @notConor]

What do you do when you don’t want to be here anymore.

[Conor Blum @notConor]

@uncappedtyler You got it!

[Conor Blum @notConor]

I just want to run away. Leave everyone and everything I know behind. Start from scratch

[Conor Blum @notConor]

Why do I get so annoyed when people call tenderloins a fillet….. someone pls explain @MythicalChef

[Conor Blum @notConor]

I’m sorry but I still think the best thing I’ve heard all week was this: leaving Godzilla Minus One my girlfriend says to me she thinks it replaced Encanto as her favorite movie. 2 girls overhear and say “I knooow!!! Did you see Trolls too?” She looks over 🤔no… Godzilla!

[IGN @IGN]

A clicker made out of bread? We'd eat it. https://t.co/2naBdeU3NU

[Conor Blum @notConor]

375 days ago I quit drinking and I feel better than I have felt in years. That is all. #sobrietyispossible

[Conor Blum @notConor]

@JoeSantagato @FAlvarez8085 https://t.co/dyD9g1IEvj

[HOL! @holdubz]

I’m almost as good as @Subtronics

[Conor Blum @notConor]

I hate the fact that this job always makes me feel like I’m in trouble. Some one will always be mad at you. My boss hadn’t said more than 2 words to me in over a month and I don’t know why. Higher ups coming in on my days off just to talk shit about me

[Conor Blum @notConor]

Im not doing ok right now. I want to explode. Why does everything have to be this way #venttweet

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mood..

[Conor Blum @notConor]

Tim Robinson for live action One Punch Man #timrobinsonforsaitama

[Conor Blum @notConor]

@BurgerKing bring back grilled Hot Dogs!

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

I wonder what liquor she drank cause wtf😭😭

[Conor Blum @notConor]

Everyone is confident behind a cell phone keyboard but say any of this directly to me. You won’t. Because you’re fake and all you want is to make yourself look and feel better. And putting someone else down is the only way you can do this