Tim All Along

Ordained minister. Loutish sarcasm aficionado. Heretic. Black humor enthusiast (triple entendre, don’t even ask me how). I'm probably just kidding.

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I don’t take myself seriously, so imagine how I feel about you

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@BoulevardReport 💀

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@CarloItalo1234 @HalfCourt_Mind @ByronDonalds He was pardoned b/c he’s famous and/or he likely made a “donation” in support of his application. The facts of his various cases are pretty unambiguous.

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@Djkeene1 Lifelong DFW resident. We don’t discuss this in normal circles.

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@BOOSIEOFFICIAL A Nigerian prince love to see this nigga coming

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@DJMacTen Go pick up ya homies!

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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @Nero And he was only detained for like 48 hours and was returned to his home country, not Uganda

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@LobTies @illgodson @nojumper I feel you. But to trip or bearhug her you would have to get within stabbing distance. And they already knew she’d been stabbing/killing. Can’t believe tasers didn’t work on her, tbh.

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@MrFourfor20 @keithcneal @SteelSNZ @nekkohbk @blaxkswordz Actually, U.S. courts rely on “beyond a reasonable doubt” and “preponderance of the evidence”. You don’t need “100% proof”, just more likely than not.

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@JohnCornyn Your capitulation on Blanche was a level of cowardice we have not seen from a Texan since Uvalde. The man demeaned, insulted, and unseated you and as your last act you bent over for him and took it. You should crawl out of the Senate chamber on your knees like you served.

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@BridgetPhetasy high school*

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@_JuliePrince @KaceyMusgraves Wouldn’t those children left behind be Americans?

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@KwikWarren Harriet Tubman would’ve shot that fool

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@JosephFordCotto

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@ComplexBets @ComplexSports Uncle Rico!

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@SenBillCassidy Your absolute cowardice enabled and empowered this. You should crawl out of the Senate in disgrace on your knees like you served.

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@MattWalshBlog Literally nothing to do with you. No effect on your life whatsoever, but you couldn’t NOT share your negative opinion. Go enjoy your family, man.

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@Dhs64dhs @grok @flippersrevenge @OldRoboCop @TheDemocrats They pay monthly premiums for this and we get the free entertainment

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@GuntherEagleman https://t.co/XTfrusvcWG

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In other news: Putin played ice hockey today in Sochi with professionals. Out of 14 goals - Putin scored ten. 🤔🏒🤷🏼‍♀️

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@SB69420

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Lindsey Graham was the epitome of the “guy-who-knew-better-but-looked-the-other-way-for-political-expediency” archetype. May he rest in peace, and may his cowardice be his legacy.