Not Aaron Cramer

*Parody Account* The name's Aaron Cramer. Spitting mad tweets is the game. Have I mentioned I'm from Colorado? Into anything Patagonia or YL

[Not Aaron Cramer @NotCramer]

House of Blues give the people what they want https://t.co/soT9pc8QyQ

[Marie Kathleen @_mariekrod]

@NotCramer I vote yes

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Up next Cramey is gonna sing some JB while reading it off his phone

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Cramey is loving the fresh meat at frontline today

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@NotCramer little update Rachel Hess won #EpsiLipSync

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Blair can make whale noises at me all day long #EpsiLipSync

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Who wins #EpsiLipSync?

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I walk into the Dixon center just thrust it up #EpsiLipSync

[Not Aaron Cramer @NotCramer]

Who needs longboards when you have rollerblades? #EpsiLipSync

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Here's a joke Joe. The community covenant #EpsiLipSync

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I think it's a load of shit that someone in epsilon won the gift card #EpsiLipSync

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I can't tell if I'm a Patriots or Broncos fan #CrameyDilemma

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"I skip chapel all the time, they don't do anything to me" dang what a bad ass #ThingsCrameyHearsOnCampus

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Cramey didn't win the lottery #SadCramer

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When I win the lottery I want y'all to remember the story stays the same through the money and the fame #StartedFromTheBottom #Powerball

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I hope everyone in my classes realizes just how lucky they are to have a class with the Cramey

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Roll Damn Tide

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Y'all go follow my boy @NotDylanHumble1 #Hickory

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Watch out Cleveland! Your boy Cramey is on his way!

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

[Not Aaron Cramer @NotCramer]

Hope all my friends are having a very Cramey Christmas Eve 🎄