john pickle

I have a Masters and still act like this • keepin’ it real dumb • enjoy the butterflies

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

teenage mutant ninja tortas

[Evan Atkins @EvanAtkinsNHL]

BREAKING: Brady Tkachuk to miss entire 2026-27 season due to scheduling conflicts with his elementary school tutors

The @FlaPanthers recently discovered Tkachuk would have to repeat kindergarten due to a failed lunch class and ordered him to attend daily after school tutoring

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

��You’re not fat you just have high cortisol”

bro what the FUCK are you on about

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

there is no way😭😭💀

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

INTO DELUSION WE WILL GO

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

iridocyclitis

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

shoulda minded by business and not gone to college

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

attention

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

ur telling me a crab gooned in this rang?

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

Who let Swayman play in this game

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

I can’t explain it but this is cigarette weather

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

BULLSHIT YOU FUCKIN MISS ME

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

Shoot the fuckin puck?

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

BACK TO BACK IN 14 SECONDS FUCK YO STANLEY CUP

[john pickle @NotDavidMoralez]

shits weird man