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running over curbs enthusiast

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when olivia rodrigo said “i can’t even parallel park,” i felt that

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i hate to say this but

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it’s REALLY not working out

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my work hallway is a liminal space

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

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the fact that Betty was supposed to be considered “fat” and “ugly” is heinous

[Ethan Klein, host of the H3 Podcast (parody) @h3h3producitons]

🎶All aboard!🎶

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It’s not a Selling Sunset season without Maya announcing she’s pregnant

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oh she’s so professional

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Crumbl is just the Small Cakes of the cookie industry.

[Donna Kelce @dkelce1]

#gamedayfit

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These can’t be the official Super Bowl commercials

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it was me, i faked it

[imitation calamari @sophdaloaff]

To the kids who got “hypnotized” at those high school events, I’m giving you an opportunity to clear your conscience… admit you were faking it

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@latte_salute @ ben, take notes

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I got my dream job🎉🥹

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I have to say it: the thick lash extensions are the dip brow of the early 2020s

[The H3 Show @theh3podcast]

By far the most wholesome H3 moment ever...

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pov: you moved to the pnw

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@latte_salute EVERYONES dog is a goldendoodle. the true white woman of the dog world

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Hot Take: Goldendoodles aren’t that cute…