8-23/16

tired | 22| virgo

[eliz @eliza___v]

be a lady”

me whole time

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

“nobody is coming to save you” as long as my parents are alive on this blue planet they are coming to save me please.😭

[🪽 @YUUPHOBlC]

“love bombing” “limerence” “3 month rule” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

People never wanna just meet up & watch documentaries together anymore I need to be around more sexy nerds like myself

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everyone should feel bad for me cuz I’m so sleepy and have to be at work even though I’m soooo sleepy and kind and cool and beautiful and extraordinary 💔

[CHURRASCO SAUDADE @churrascooooo]

ive avoided getting a new job because i dont want to have to buck break a new manager into realizing im that nigga and you just have to let me do my thing

[Ta West @wfreemantle]

I have this gene in my DNA that just likes to spend money and have fun. This is why I need to make a lot of it

[ً @cryst6ls]

if we’re at the club and u ask me to take a shot with you and you give me vodka instead of tequila ima smack the shit out of u

[༗ @yentundra]

she was CLEARED with this set.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GO ABOUT NOT TEXTING/CALLING/CHATTING FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS WITH THE PERSON YOU LIKE? OR LOVE???? HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYBODY DO THAT?!?! HOW??????

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

His jaw tightens a little. His eyes do that micro roll. He says something like “I don’t believe in that stuff” with the same energy you would use for “I don’t support war crimes.” The girl just asked for his birthday. No one was trying to rewrite physics.

People like to pretend it is about logic. Rationality. Being above “nonsense.” It almost never is. It is usually about control.

Because on the surface, the question is stupidly harmless. She is not building a medical treatment plan off your sun sign. She is not deciding whether to let you hold her wallet based on whether Mercury is breakdancing. She is opening a door to talk about patterns, personality, taste, how you see yourself. If you answer “Scorpio” or “Gemini” or whatever, the conversation that follows is almost never actually about stars. It is about you, but sideways. She is saying: teach me how to play with you for a second.

When your first instinct is annoyance, what you are really saying is: I hate being touched anywhere that does not fit my script.

Because if you truly did not care, you would just answer and move on. “I’m a Virgo.” Smile. Shrug. Ask hers. Make a joke. You do not have to secretly download Co–Star in the bathroom and start believing. You just have to have enough flexibility to sit in someone else’s little universe for five minutes without throwing a tantrum about empirical evidence.

People underestimate how much relationships are built on that ability. To step into someone’s weird side hobby, their micro belief system, their little rituals, even when you do not share them. She might have astrology. Someone else has Dungeons & Dragons lore. Another person has fantasy football statistics. Your uncle has his grill. None of it matters in a lab. All of it matters when you are trying to figure out: can I talk to this person about something that is technically pointless and still feel respected.

Annoyance at the sign question is rarely about skepticism. It is about contempt.

Because look at the power balance in that moment. She reveals that she is interested in something “soft.” Symbolic. Mockable. She is basically handing you a knife and saying “this is something I put meaning into, even though it is silly.” You can either use it to cut the distance between you or stab her with it. A lot of guys stab. They hear “I care about this silly thing” and immediately go for the kill shot - “that’s dumb,” “you don’t really believe that, right,” “red flag.” Then they wonder why women do not open the heavier, scarier doors.

If you cannot handle hearing about rising signs without getting mad, what are you going to do when she tries to explain the shape of her childhood.

There is also the thing nobody wants to hear: for a lot of girls, astrology is one of the only socially acceptable spaces where they can obsess over human behavior without being called controlling or crazy. It is cheating language. A way to talk about attachment styles, conflict patterns, emotional needs, through memes and planets instead of clinical terms. She may not have words for “I need someone consistent because my nervous system is already overclocked.” She has “I do not do well with air signs who vanish.” Translation issues. Same core.

When you flatten all of that to “ugh, girls and their crystals” you are not being deep. You are being boring.

There is a loneliness in being the person who always has to keep things sensible. The guy who cannot allow himself to engage in anything “arbitrary” because it feels like losing ground. A girl like that will eventually stop asking you the soft questions. She starts editing herself around you. Leaves out the weird dreams, the small superstitions, the part of her brain that likes to make patterns out of nothing just because it is fun. You get to date the trimmed version. The one who only brings you topics with citations.

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

there’s something EXTREMELY fascinating about sagittarius & scorpio placements and how good they are at oversharing about very silly things but never revealing the most important things and aspects about their lives. ♐️♏️

sagittarius & scorpio placements are VERY good at making you think that you know them, when you’ve barely touched the surface.

it’s because they’ve learned some very harsh truths about people that has made them realize that privacy is their key to protection. 🤫

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

they hate when u serve sexy bad btch while being a lil odd and weird

[mae🧸.ᐟ @lgbtaekey]

Koreans cooked with eottokae bc sometimes it's really like. what should we do

[𝐵𝒶𝒷𝓎💋 @favoritel8dy]

Bitches are weird & nobody is telling them that they are weird. Their close friends are enabling the behavior because they would do the weird shit too. Frog brain ass bitches

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

A calorie deficit paired with cardio I hate when yall say “ a man” “ going through his phone “ like you that weak of bitch a man took your appetite away

[Nik @_NikSpace]

My biggest gripe with being a silly goofy girl is how people think I don’t notice them being manipulative or weird to me. I’m building a RICO against you. Please tread lightly

[Chanel @barbiebqluv]

itty bitty piggy is literally that song that rise me
https://t.co/VdSdWy45SH

[NITTA ROZE @nittatherebel]

traumatize your parents back
traumatize these niggas back
traumatize everyone back fr

[ᴄʜʀɪꜱᵀᴼᴾᴴᴱᴿᵣₑₑᵥₑₛ @sleezebandsome]

we used to be a proper country