Mason 🐙

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(he/him)

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

It started out with a fish
How did it end up like this?
It was only a fish
IT WAS ONLY A FISH!

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

It's very funny that we have collectively decided every band will have a list of songs they intend to play, but before they do the last two they have to walk off stage and come back like that wasn't always part of the plan

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

This Survivor auction might be the only thing keeping me going right now

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

I don't even know how to reach out to my most at risk friends. Texting "Hope you're feeling okay" seems messed up because of course they're not

[Will @L0nz0_Mo]

Everyone knows it’s Maryland, Cali, New York, and Texas

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

I'm starting to think The Sanctuary (Where good things happen) might have burned down between seasons #Survivor

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

on E! news they just described timothee chalamet in this getup as ‘unrecognizable.’ i can easily recognize him

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

Ten years on this hell site. Disgusting.

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

Just got startled by a rustling paper bag. Things are going great.

[president of club quinn @realityysimp]

im assembling a team #survivor47

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

Telekinesis is just Bluetooth for your hands

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

@pokimanelol

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

@tulokthe Can you still summon a horse that then rides the skateboard?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Elon spent the last few days pitching a fit over Zuckerberg saying he worked with the White House to suppress stories about Hunter Biden lol.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many Steve Harveys as usual.

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

Using a Fast Pass at a busy amusement park feels like crossing a picket line

[Owen Knight @they0ungknight]

The horror 😱

[Mason 🐙 @NotFromJupiter]

I've been trying to get these slip on shoes on the telephone wire for hours :(