Clarisse Renaldi

Jim Henson Puppet. Proud Mom of Fergie. Alex G’s Publicist. Yellow Ducati Owner. Snowboard Champion. 2004 Hoop Shoot Winner. I can play a good cigar-box banjo.

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

What if u saw this show up to function and they socialize with no one for 2 hours and then they go home and everyone was like who tf was that?

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@pilot_duck

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Always wanted to eat whatever the hell auntie em brought out on this plate

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Me after I say Willem dafoe’s “let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow” monologue in full without looking at the script

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Last night we let the “7,099 HOURS of peaceful calm foggy rain lofi ☁️[calm your anxiety] walking in gentle lush forest thunderstorm (nature sounds)- relaxing hip hop mix - aesthetic soundscape + music for deep sleep, help study, PTSD &” talk

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

People in sitcoms and spy movies always crawl around in these and the plan never works

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Got my Kacey Musgraves ticket

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@skyferrori Bon iver i,i album

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@guillotinekween

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Shout out to a real one:

The cashier at Sheetz complimented my shirt , closed the register without giving my change back, and then said “oh sorry I forgot to give you your change back… I was scared.”

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@hoagiemound You need to let this go.

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@maddswaggg YEAH! I swear there was something sinister going on.

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Hey! What’s up? My friends and I are just trying to unpack why we all shared the same irrational fear of the show Roseanne when we were younger.

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@abby_june24 Gave me visceral reaction hearing that saxophone start blaring 🤢and suddenly I’m at a kitchen table with a family I don’t know.

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@gregthe3lephant Npc short hair Katy Perry

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Trying to explain what short hair Katy Perry was wearing in my dream last night. She was walking around with glasses on that were made out of wine glasses and she kept saying “I got my glasses on for sure!”

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@guillotinekween Just so I have the visual… okay so in the dream… into the pee toilet or on your Jimmy choos

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

@guillotinekween Threw up in the dream? or you woke up from dream and threw up

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

I bet she does the whistle with her fingers like no other

[Clarisse Renaldi @NotFromSwEDEN]

Chilling out and vibing rn