Not Gary Putland

I am the Iceman

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Some people see a duck as the score '0'. But I look at '0', as infinity. And that's how long my legend will last #iceman

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@Mozzie21 @TheoDrop Your name may be Moses, but my name is Gary Putland #better #iceman #themanthelegend

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I don't get a cold, a cold gets me #garyputlandfacts #iceman

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I know what Willis is talkin' about #GaryPutlandFacts

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I know who let the dogs out #GaryPutlandFacts

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I called God and told him to make it rain today, I wasn't finished celebrating the Ryobi Cup. God listens to me. #iamtheiceman

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I got my contract with the Redbacks at the age of 16..........seconds #garyputlandfacts

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I am the information source for Google #FACT #garyputlandfacts #realtalk

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Gary Putland is the reason Graham Cornes' face looks like a dropped, half eaten Balfours Pastie #realtalk

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According to Gary Putland, there are no rain delays #garyputlandfacts

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If at first you do not succeed, you are not Gary Putland #closeoutking

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I am the reason Jack is in The Box #garyputlandfacts #iceman

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I am the only guy in the world who understands the ending of Inception #realtalk #garyputlandfacts

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I once punched Cyclops in between the eye #garyputlandfacts

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I can beat a brick wall at tennis #realtalk #garyputlandfacts

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Heaps of stuff going on in Adelaide at the moment, but the best show in town was last weekend. The Gary Putland Show #thatsmeeveryone

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They may call @obi_11 (Aaron O'Brien) 'Obi', but they call me - Yoda! #iceman #closeoutking

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If you rearrange all of the letters in 'Gary Putland' it can also spell 'Close out legend who wins premierships for his state' #iceman

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I can play the guitar.........with drumsticks #icemancandoanything

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That amazing moment when you wake up in the morning, and realise you are Gary "The Iceman" Putland.