Dave Golen

I'm a marine biologist. Your life sucks.

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@meatwagon22 I didn't know if you knew. I just had a tooth pulled and I'm watching the second episode right now.

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@meatwagon22 I know others have told you this but you can't spam craft to level up tools and weapons in Alpha 16.

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

My buffalo chicken sub from last evening is hotter coming out then it was going in #assesoffire

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 pepperoni for daze

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 is muh #creampuff

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

See you at the rink @marko138 oh wait... #youcantstopmyshop #makeyouintoswisscheese

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 you'll destroy my colon with that #meatstick

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 you're not good until you get a piece of this azz

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 brah my caboose is loose and ready for your joose

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 let's make whoopie

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@screenjunkies @Marvel Who cares? Jason Statham playing Paleobiologist Dr. Jonas Taylor in Meg is much more exciting than another CB movie

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@MattMoneymaker1 And then there is this
https://t.co/K7obzIifdQ

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 wanna fap?

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

On my second poop of the day. @marko138 can relate. #gastrointestinalproblems #shitfest2k16

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@MeetAtSundown is still the best southern metal/hardcore band in the world

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 "My dick is out" #veryflaccid

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@Logancouture when the #sjsharks play the #tblightning in Tampa next season come to Clearwater Ice Arena and play some 3v3 on my team

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 #needsgarlic

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 they call me

[Dave Golen @NotGoldenDave]

@marko138 They call me #bigpiggy