Gregory D. Neuman

Father of 3, Lover of 1 🙏, Previously divorced, Looking for love. Retired from Lockheed Martin, Ex-Gambling addict.

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let’s nuke india and say oh shit we missed iran

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I bet being a fat ghetto woman with way too much confidence would be so much fun

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Diggin 4 poop

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Male seahorses giving birth is so pick me

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You’re a donor ? Name 6 Jewish presidents

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These beers are tasting like incoming skid stains

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Got word from the synagogue, egg came first

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Getting your ass ate is so MAGA
#MAGA #MakeAnalGreatAgain

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@GrundleCruncher @grok Let me see your bald spot

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How is this chicken gonna jerk me ?

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I think my 29th drink was the one that really got me. Could’ve skipped it

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Tech won

Generational fumble from 2022 cold called me because I was in her dream

Bookie owes me 4 figures

It doesn’t get any better.

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Her pH level so fucked it’ll give you heartburn.

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It’s a good day.

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These miller lites are starting to taste like suing the casino for being mean to me

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Evil blackjack dealer (Indian and a meanie) took the mortgage payment. Loan sharks want my firstborn child

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@CPowers14 Cameron Young is playing his best this season, would love to see him show out this weekend.

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They won’t put on Will Hammond highlights.

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Yea twin your skin is glowing!

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Tell your people you love them, one day you won’t be able to.