Itβs 7am. You wake up to the sound of rain. With no worry of inflation, gas prices, the AI bubble, the war in Iran, midterms, or the 10Y yield. Life is good. Because you are in a mental hospital.
@dailydirtnap "The Sunday Scaries are for cherries. Iβll go further and say these people are lazy pieces of shit." - ok you're going a bit too far there. Who hurt you?
@aJackBurton@sj_xxxxxxx@strictrope ...You literally have a Robinhood screenshot pinned to your portfolio. If you were an actual fund manager for a bank you'd know your account is a massive compliance violation, which is why you're not giving up your BrokerCheck. You don't wanna get reported LOL
@TitoNTran@Mr_Derivatives@strictrope No exit strategy, no idea what he's doing. Roulette would have been a more binary outcome. Good luck getting $30M back with vol drag. Maybe in 20 years.