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Meat, lifting, couch, mouth

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@KyleHolz22 now that's what I call a shitty decision #holztweetsholz

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@KyleHolz22 because my hamburger helper farts smell a lot better #gotemcoach #holzonholzviolence

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They are getting a little too cute with all this electoral college bullshit

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Playing with the fart app on my iPad #hilarious

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Aww man they jacked up the price of the beefy nacho burrito #whygod

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True life I take intramural sports too seriously

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Heading to SD for the weekend and hoping to get my D S'd if you know what I mean lol #ladiesman

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late night fast food snack tonight, who says you can't still buy gas for a dollar?

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Thinking about microwaving up some of these old mcchickens that have been just chilling in my fridge #iveearnedit

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April fools 2morrow everyone better watch out for me #prankking in hs (except baseball season cause I couldn't get in trouble) lol

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I'm drinking a redbull and taking a shit, it's kinda like I'm shitting pure adrenaline

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Safe to say the honors business party was a tremendous success, those nerds were hammered #yackcity #yackyackcity

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kinda been on a hot streak with the ladies in my honors program lately, I guess you could say I gotta monopoly on givin em the business

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all out of hamburger helper, guess ill have to settle for my second favorite meal burned pot stickers, or as I like to call them pot niggas!

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@thejohngoodwin like dude my favorite indie bands not playing dude #whatever i'd rather sit on my couch and complain about how bored i am

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headed out to the bars wearing fresh j's and a button up #gameover

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@thejohngoodwin fuck sasquatch lineup

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If you are looking for a boring account to follow for some clean humor and bay area sports talk please follow my actual account @KyleHolz22

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just facetime called @G_BabyDaPrince except with my butt instead of my face lol #bootycall

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Off to my cousin's wedding, trying to make boom-boom with the bridesmaids if you know what i'm saying lol #holsworths