TheRealMega

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[emi'ly @neekolynn_]

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[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@ESPURR777

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@ESPURR777 Yes it is!

[†Espurr @ESPURR777]

gwen part 444

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

The Trump crime family sued Capital One for shutting down 300 Trump bank accounts saying it’s was because of politics.

Capital One just replied, it was actually because of a money laundering review…

This should be much bigger news.

[Shiro 💎✨️【VTards】 @shir0wan]

if you're not meant to put qtips in your ears why is there a g spot in there

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@mwzers Start telling people the earth is flat too

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@PotNoodleOW How much green do you want?
Yes

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Returned a library book four years late yesterday.

The librarian scanned it, looked at her screen, then at me.

Her: This was due September 2019.

Me: I know.

Her: The fine is two hundred and forty dollars.

Me: I know.

Her: (pause)

Her: Why are you returning it now?

Me: I'm moving. Found it in a box. Couldn't leave town knowing I stole from the library.

Her: You didn't steal it. You borrowed it and forgot.

Me: For four years.

Her: What's the book?

Me: "How to Build Better Habits."

Her: (trying not to smile)

Her: The irony is not lost on me.

Me: Can I just pay the fine?

Her: We cap fines at fifty dollars. But I have to ask.....did you read it?

Me: Three times, actually. Kept meaning to return it.

Her: Did it work? The habits thing?

Me: (pause)

Me: I'm here, aren't I?

She waived the fine completely.

Her: Consider it a graduation gift.

Me: From what?

Her: From being the person who keeps things for four years.

I checked out a new book before leaving. She smiled when she scanned it.

Her: This one's due in three weeks.

Me: I'll have it back in two.

I did.

She looked genuinely shocked.

Her: Character growth.

Me: Told you the book worked.

Small victories.

But they count.

[redsong. 🌹🕊 on a mission ❤️ @redsong01]

Haaaaay, hear me out. What if we celebrate my birthday this Saturday (25th) on stream? :D Would that be kewl with y’all?

Figured we’d just chill and chat, but lemme know if you guys wanna play any particular games together 🫰🏼

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[Kaisaswife @Kaisaswife]

the aram game when u have 31 minutes to leave for work

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@mimibb66 some parts of it randomly pops into my head every now and then

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@EliaStellaria I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A SILLY GOOSE

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

6v6 players cannot be real

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@_bladeprincess

[TheRealMega @NoThoughts____]

@bunniidollie trust me, I know how you feel ;-;