Jake Meyer

Yuri Katsuki deserved the gold | Black Lives Matter | (he/him) | Go Cats/Irish/Zips

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

Starting a new thread, but it's just celebrity names that my girlfriend fucks up.

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@MAFvRichthofen @ShitpostRock It was absolute hell on my 6 year old brain keeping them straight

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@RedditCFB It's been snowing for that man since August. Mario Cristobal is in a legal protectorship of Michael Irvin.

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@allie__voss I personally am okay with warfare turning into competitive marching and parade routines. It really raises the stakes of potential Bring It On remakes.

[LaCroix Jenkins @poe_collector]

All of this “don’t platform them” “they go low, we go high” bullshit hasn’t worked since I voted for Obama when I was 18.

I’m 37 now.

Nothing has changed.

Democrats have been in a holding pattern where they slurp up millions in donations while their base slowly suffers.

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

CJ Stroud is doing everything he can to will the Patriots to victory.

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@W_B_Rick The movies are 20 years old. This is fair game

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@Igottafigh64510 Have none of these people thrown a piss balloon before?

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@gregthesorcerer Staff always

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@TolkienWorldG This scene gives me chills every damn time

[Armani @historyoarmani2]

at some point we rlly gotta put the phones down and start bum rushing them

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@atrupar I'm sorry but once again, this guy should have stuck to entertainment because he's hilarious

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Disc 2 - Track 2

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

The Fall-Off

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

Fire Omar Khan

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The Steelers should sign a receiver that has used their hands before.

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@JonnyRoot_ What team are you starting on?

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

Me convincing my future children that fish are attached to a little boogie

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The American Woodcock bobs and dances on the soil with babies in tow - this behavior creates vibrations in the ground, causing earthworms to move and reveal themselves to the hungry birds

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

Book-accurate Fremen sand walking

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The American Woodcock bobs and dances on the soil with babies in tow - this behavior creates vibrations in the ground, causing earthworms to move and reveal themselves to the hungry birds

[Jake Meyer @notJakeMeyer]

@BellaBaddie__ This joint, right here