Retired Jason Hanson

Detroit Lions [former] Kicker aka Legatron. Official meme Master of the NFL

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Can't wait for the Lions to raid Jimmy G's anal cavity tonight

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@JHakaveli I'm back this year, tell your friends, dad, and grandma if shes single

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I'm offended that my number hasn't been retired yet

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@DrunkMattyP Sorry son I spent all my money on Steel Reserves and lottos after the last season

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@ZachAJacobson lick my butthole

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World: hey Legatron do you think the lions are going to win this Sunday?

Me: fuck the pack

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Zack Zenner looks like he puts glasses on and studies his textbook for an upcoming exam inbetween each drive

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"Who da fuq is that white guy runnin the ball" - Cowboys D

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Biggest downside to Stafford's injury is the fact he won't be able to double fist the Giants D this weekend

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You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

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And also Andre Roberts middle name is McXavier, I feel like that shouldn't go unnoticed

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I feel bad for Andre Roberts, that nose can probably smell every fish scented vagina on the Bears sideline

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These refs can blow me

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Rumor has it Jay Cutler isn't even injured, hes just trying to avoid another 'incident' like this happening today

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Just got back from the liquor store, ready watch my kittys shit on some bears

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@GreggDrewandJim Give Praterade some credit #Kickersarepeopletoo

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Picked up a 6 pack of these bad boys to chase down my heaven hill cocktails this Sunday. #sip

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Watching the Seahawks Packers is going to be thoroughly enjoyable because at the end of the day a shit eating team is going to lose.

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I firmly believe we sent joique on a secret spy mission to Chicago to gain Intel on the bears so we can whoop their ass this Sunday.