NotJayCutler

J-Cutty is STILL the best QB in the NFL. #ThrowsBeforeHoes

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Clear eyes, full heart, half chub.

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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself play in Miami.

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The Saints may have the lead, but they made one fatal mistake - they left me too much ti-*INTERCEPTED*

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Them titties tho

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Look, I don't vaccinate what I put in the ladies, and I'm not gonna vaccinate what comes out of them.

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Gettin' paid, gettin' laid.

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If the Bears were smart, they'd save me for the playoffs.

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The only throws I knows are the dangerous ones.

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Mr. Rodgers' neighborhood is full of pedophiles.

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Jordy is the name you give a girl you hate.

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Aaron bblows.

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Let's get Cutty here.

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Put in Grossman.

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I hear Oakland is nice.

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Boners. That's all that matters. Boners.

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Yeah, the ankle feels okay, but I might have a fever now.

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*spikes Josh McCown's Gatorade with cyanide*

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I didn't say ankle. I said, "This bitch had some cankles."

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Tony Siragusa is completely naked under that coat.