JayURL ☕

I apologize in advance if anything I say offends you, I just tweet whatever.

[JayURL ☕ @NotJayURL]

Pokemon GO people be like.
"Come over, my parents aren't home"
"I can't"
"Why not"
"Snorlax is in the way"

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@Itz_Braxley Honestly I want to but, I'm not sure

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hack

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@MrSnuggleMuff I am but its on and off right now but I want to get solid streams again

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@UNPACIFlED @Dude38198747 Im thinking about coming back once the DLC5 for zombies comes to Xbox but might switch to YouTube streaming

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@Dude38198747 I remember you bro

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@Dude38198747 I got March break instead but I do want to comeback

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Straight up, should I come back?

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#LaborDay

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@MGRowand Soon my friend, soon.

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#IDoNotTrustAnyoneWho picks Pikachu as their starter on Pokemon GO

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I'm craving a McChicken right now

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a human..?

Thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life.

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911: Sir, I understand you think it did it against your will and was aggressive but we can't arrest an auto flush toilet.
Me: I WASNT READY

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sk3tch3rs? https://t.co/MJrt6eiCeu

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Perfect

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@CaseyNeistat Congrats on 4 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! I'm a long time subscriber :) Keep it up!

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@TamerKhaiba lol

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Me: What for dinner?
Mom: Food

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What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?

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This is how to live life to the fullest:
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy.