Matt

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@Speedy_Pup @PupChampion Sorry, been on Twoliday. How can I help? Can't see OP.

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@DomTopDogNutz the point of a career is to earn enough. Prostitution wouldn't do it.

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@Speedy_Pup my job consists of being treated like shit and never having a life. No experience necessary.

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@lukiknowsbest Learning is what I want to avoid doing.

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@jt_kink Doing?

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@speedy_pup Wrong sort of physics

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@lukiknowsbest I would be shit at it

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

In need of a big change, most likely career. Any suggestions?

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@moogal definitely in bed. I don't do exercise 😋

[Crackstuffers @crackstuffers]

#win 2 get 2 4000 followers we're giving away 3 toys if U want 2 #win just FOLLOW+RT+LIKE epic #competition 💙uAll

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@moogal room for one more?

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@JT_kink send him instead

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

*sigh* send more tea

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

Go on. You know you want to 😊 https://t.co/1nlE0ThKcK

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@AshtonBradXXX @txxxmben @ProwlerAwards *checks postbox for guestlist invite*
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[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@kats_dog oh yes, good point

[REGULATION @REGULATIONstore]

Want to win a hero suit? All you have to do is re-tweet this tweet and you'll be in with a chance.

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@kats_dog you going?

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

@kats_dog London or Manchester?

[Matt @NotJesusUK]

Anyone know of any kink / fetish events happening on 14th May?