Pomni : *Lets out big stinky fart*
Drake : *Floats towards the smell like a cartoon character to a freshly baked pie.*
Pomni : Ermmmm who cut the MUSTARD!!!!!!?????
Drake : *Turns into a derptato and rolls away?
Boomer at the Food Lion went out of her way to steal my parking spot. Clearly she failed to notice that my social battery was drained all the way to fucking zero