Kevin Wilcox

Social Media Intern for @MADmagazine. Aspiring comedy writer. @HamillHimself likes my tweets.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

It’s official! I’m an idiot. https://t.co/D1yBj3ArIN

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Having the guys over to watch #WrestleMania again this year but we're going to skip wearing the spandex briefs this time... just because.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

It’s #NationalBurritoDay so everybody better stay the hell away from my cubicle #farts #trousertrumpet #fireinthehole

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

but... he IS.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Finally back after getting my account suspended for calling Little Caesar a cuck.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Just got sent home from work, I guess I caught pink eye. Sorry it took me 2 days and a lot of touching office stuff to figure it out.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Snuck this into the MAD panel at #WonderCon.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Find out at the #wondercon panel tomorrow. https://t.co/UEteKSmY9n

[MAD Magazine @MADmagazine]

Announcing the #NewMADmagazine logo.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

I made the presentation but can’t go? Ok...

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Apparently I’m not allowed to go to Wondercon after yesterday’s “meltdown.”

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

gonna RT this from the MAD account

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Look at my timeline! I am killing it today and if you don't see YOUR LOSS

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Okay WHY are these not getting more likes?

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

I drank like a fish last night but didn't get lucky like one (still can't get over The Shape of Water)

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

What's the diff between a dead raccoon in the road and a dead cubs fan in the road? The raccoon has skid marks in front of it

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Yeah, into Deadpool 2. DC also has a spandex-loving foul-mouthed ass kicker--my boss.

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

Yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

What do u call 100 cubs fans at the bottom of the ocean? A GOOD START

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

At the end of the day more people know about those baconator fries so all is well

[Kevin Wilcox @NotKevinWilcox]

How does this keep happening to me??