Not Mike Krzyzewski

Definitely (Not) Coach K. #1K

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

It took Michael Jordan 3 years of fake class at UNC to understand that "The ceiling is the roof."

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

THIS JUST IN: UNC will cancel all classes tomorrow. All three of them.

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

When you get dunked on so many times they make you raise your father's jersey on Senior night

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Syracuse isn't going to the Big Dance. The NCAA doesn't have anything to offer Boeheim, nothing.

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

UNC students have a spelling test tomorrow. Luckily, the teacher let them put the whole test on a t-shirt to help them study.

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

It took Michael Jordan 3 years of fake class at UNC to understand that "The ceiling is the roof."

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

At this point is there anyone on the Kansas team who HASN'T been arrested?

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Do you want to date me?
I know UNC blows,
But we can fake classes together!
Don't worry...Roy knows 👌

#ACCValentines

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Aye girl, What's the difference between me and these banners?

These banners are hung well...
...and I'm well hung 👀

#ACCValentines

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Duke vs. Virginia tomorrow. Last time Duke played Virginia, this happened

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Games like this are what make it so delicious when Kansas inevitability chokes in the NCAA tournament

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Where does Bob Huggins get his zipper bedsheets made? I've always though that was an interesting fashion choice

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Gotta hand it to Kansas, their 6th-8th men showed out big time tonight.

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

We all know someone who plays pickup ball like this https://t.co/5xEQoHpKzh

[Fadeaway World @FadeawayWorld]

This is so lame haha

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Don't let the fact that the Patriots won the Super Bowl distract you from the fact that UNC lost the NCAA Championship at the buzzer

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When you laugh at Duke for losing while missing their head coach & multiple players, but have the same record while completely healthy

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Marcus Smart & PJ Hairston saw this and agreed it was the worst flop they had ever seen. https://t.co/9bhHUnmNTB

[Rob Dauster @RobDauster]

Dillon Brooks with the worst flop in basketball history. What the hell is this?

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Seth Greenburg commenting on the Duke locker room ban reminds me of the time he was banned from the VT locker room permanently.

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I believe this move Wayne Ellington does is called "Tar Heeling." https://t.co/E3NK8Ubvgd

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Yea...Wayne Ellington gotta retire after this... https://t.co/Rf6sW5pJE4

[Not Mike Krzyzewski @NotKrzyzewski]

Crazy stat of the night: Duke's average margin of victory is 53 points with Harry Giles in the starting lineup.