Marvv

touch my camera through the the fence

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Jesus Christ… He looks just like him

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

If we want things to change, it's 100% necessary to politicize the senseless murder of Iryna Zarutska because it was politics that allowed a savage monster with 14 priors to be free on the streets to kill her.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.

[Marvv @NotMarvinn]

I’m so fucking serious I don’t even live near the mountains but if you’re in Appalachia and hear YOURNAME, RUNTHEOTHERDIRECTIONSERIOUSLY. I’m not sayin demons are real but I know of quite a few people out there that “here their names being called” from a stream or river

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.

[Khan Jan @KhanJan891884]

@elizamclamb Now I’m like “I slave away for my corporate overlords for 60 hours a week and struggle to pay rent” and they’re like amazing you owe us 3k

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

Insane foul call

[Marvv @NotMarvinn]

The ads for Temu power tools are all in Spanish

[Marvv @NotMarvinn]

My oldest brother has a son named London, my other brother has a son named Landon, and now that I have a son on the way I have the option to do the funniest thing I can come up with: Linden.

[Marvv @NotMarvinn]

I’ve stayed home ten minutes late just to be able to help her feel just a little better. I promise the time spent with her is worth more than whatever anyone is paying you for that time.

[Marvv @NotMarvinn]

You’ve never felt pain until you’re late for work and your daughter is SCREAMING “DA DA DA DADDYYYYY” cuz she wants you to stay home.

[Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @TheChowderhead]

The masculine urge to get in shape so I can sell everything I own and move to fight wildfires is immense. It is gravitational in it's grip.

[CHLOÉ HAPPE @bronzeageshawty]

Zyn is a psyop from Big Tech to keep the software engineers from going outside to take a cigarette break. Pop a Zyn in at the desk while coding. Never leave the pod. Why go outside? Bottom line improved. Productivity up 57%. Fight back against the system. Smoke cigarettes

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[alex 🍉 @kneadingdough34]

i’m on some shit that ain’t even came out the ass yet

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Hit your vape AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE because when you die you won’t be able to hit it anymore

[Marvv @NotMarvinn]

I instinctively tried to press accept

[biz @bizzedmypants]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

been drinking so many white monsters i think im about to become one

[Marvv @NotMarvinn]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was happy about hearing Ree Tardy Oswald

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

We are so back!