Garterbelt

I saw so many things... Prosperity; Ruin; Creation; Destruction; Life and Death. Bound by this curse which prolonged my suffering. And then, I finally realized.

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"All you hoes, bitches and everything in between do not bother me. It's time for this priest to get a bubble bath and watch his stories. I will be back soon so don't burn everything down."

Cue Garter taking a towel and what not to the bathroom.

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

Cue holy man rubbing his temples.

"Y'all are a pain in the ass. " https://t.co/sBarFGO7hg

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"I'm pretty sure both of you are lazy hoes who at this rate won't get their happy lil' asses out and back to heaven." https://t.co/bpeG3IxHZl

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"I need a vacation."

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"OH LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH AS I DEAL WITH THESE HOES." https://t.co/uyWaBbbSQM

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"And I'm pretty sure the goth bitch eats carrots. Nah." https://t.co/NycpqTb7wg

[Chuck @DatZipper]

"....Chuck?"

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"Chuck, let's go. These hoes need some time to get their lives in order."

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"Did she also leave the random white stains from the guys you bring over? I think not." https://t.co/ZYSLQoMuH7

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"How about you and that other hoe go get some heavens?" https://t.co/IqtdwqFQWN

[Sᴛᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ—. @sugarstreats]

"Fuck off, kinky slut."

@NotMasterG

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"Cleaning the church because you hoes are useless." https://t.co/OUZBtCaFFq

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"Just y'all wait until season 2."

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

#LazyHoes

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"Tight and full of energy. Oh lord."

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"We all have those desires and hobbies that help keep the stress off."

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

"You hoes dead yet?"

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

Damn is this really the intelligence of today's youth?

Remind me not to drink their water.

[Garterbelt @NotMasterG]

Ah I'm shakin in my nighties. https://t.co/RT01wmcLaZ