Matt Slater

The REAL pretend Matt Slater. @FakeMattSlater is a confirmed uncool guy who probably eats popcorn with a spoon.

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

WHAT IN THE HOLY BEJESUSING MOTHERFUCK https://t.co/UgBaHwt4XQ

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Steph is ridiculous. Have fun with that, Thunder (via @BleacherReport): https://t.co/89VqX0u7vv https://t.co/p2Apa8g2vJ

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

IN MY OPINION THE KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE WAS A MISTAKE FROM THE BEGINNING #SLATERONPOLITICS

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

THAT PREVIOUS 4 BARS OF SUPER AWESOME RAP BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ADRENALINE OF TACKLING EVERYONE ACROSS EUROPE

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

THEY CALL ME MATT SLATER
MY ENEMIES ARE HATERS
I'M COMING FOR YOU BITCHES
AND I'LL MURDER YOUR TEAM LATER

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

SMASH YO PUNT TEAM INTO SUBMISSION IM BOUT IT BOUT IT

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

@edelgoat I TRAVELED THROUGH EUROPE AND TACKLED EVERYONE TO TRAIN FOR NEXT YEAR

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

@CapsCop FUCK YOSELF

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

Matt MOTHERFUCKING SLATER IS READY TO TACKLE

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

I BEEN BALLIN OUT OF CONTROL

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

HOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BEEN

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

SAT THAT PUNT DOWN BITCHES

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

I bet $2 million on us covering the spread tomorrow because I'm bout to score some POINTS

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

I'm ready to play some fucking offense tomorrow who's with me

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

LOOKS LIKE SOME PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE REALNESS OF SLATER

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

@FortiGlenn @CockyWesWelker @DouchyCollins @NotJulianEdels @DouchyLafell @DouchyJulesEd @FauxDMac @fakedonta @FauxNinkovich50 THANKS GUYS

[Glenn forti @FortiGlenn]

#FF @CockyWesWelker @DouchyCollins @NotJulianEdels @DouchyLafell @DouchyJulesEd @FauxDMac @fakedonta @FauxNinkovich50 @NotMattSlater

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

FUCK DOES THIS MEAN https://t.co/QF87PrgCKC

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

@adamaaronson @FakeMattSlater @CompetitiveTB12 Adam is a pusssaaaaaaayyyy

[Matt Slater @NotMattSlater]

@adamaaronson @FakeMattSlater hey @CompetitiveTB12 look how angry Adam is

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Roy Hibbert did his best Kobe impression with his game winning shot

(Vine via @World_Wide_Wob)
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